Stevie has been a handful this week. He finally agreed to make his picks after negotiating his bedtime, curfew, and allowance rate, which will go into effect when he turns 14. So, at the last possible minute we have his week 2 picks. Hard to believe it is 4 AM!Hawaii has flown over to play Washington State. Stevie says this one is in the bag for Washington State since most of the Hawaii players will be drunk off of cider or trying to recover from Apple Flu. He also thinks the Wahine will go into today's game with too big of an ego after their brilliant defeat of Central Southland Upstate Arkansas Forest Community College... wait, I think he was talking about William and Mary's brilliant bitch slapping of Virginia. Still, Stevie says winning a game by a field goal and a safety against one of Arkansas best third or fourth choice non BCS football teams is something to brag about.
Utah actually cares to visit California without a political agenda! They will be playing San Jose State in game two of their Whack the WAC tour. Of course, Stevie knows best and has picked Utah to win this one in a landslide, despite what he thinks of Mormons.
Idaho will be yet another WAC team stuck in Washington, to play the same. Stevie doesn't think the massive Vandal O-line will be able to push "Shoestring McCarty" through the endzone too much. He says watch this game if you want to see an even better battle of the bottom feeders.
Louisiana Tech travels to the "docks" in what promises to be an interesting abttle with NAVY. Both teams coming off losses, this should be a back and forth fight. Stevie has picked NAVY to win this one. Damn, WAC, he just doesn't have confidence in you this week!
Fresno State will growl at Wisconsin for 60 minutes in the nice tropical part of the Great Lakes region, at least to Canadians. This revenge game should set the tone for the 'Dogs who are coming off of a blowout tuneup game. Stevie makes his pick in favor of Fresno.
Miami of Ohio gets a taste of the blue turf as they meet Boise State today. For some reason he has picked Miami to win, I guess out of sheer spite since he couldn't negotiate a car for when he turns 16. This should be Stevies booboo pick of the week. He can be such a jerk at times!
Iowa at Iowa State. Stevie feels strongly that Iowa just didn't get anything out of their "near hit" against Northern Iowa. He gives this one to the home team. I just might agree with him.
Purdue at Oregon. Stevie is putting some faith in the Boilermakers. He insisted that losing to Boise last week was just too much for Oregon to handle and we should expect a season meltdown of Michigan proportions. Purdue will be tops and this time Blount will have to punch a fan.
Stevie's Pick of the Week
USC AT OHIO STATE!
Stevie says this will be a big upset for USC. According to Stevie, Ohio State isn't prepared enough after their NAVY game last week and USC pretty much figured everything out last week and should be ready to go. He guesses USC will win by 15.
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